10 Things I am going to invent for parents....

1.  A vaccum cleaner that can suck up lego, sort it from the rubbish and spit it back out, pre sorted into each colour.
2.  A toilet that shouts, don't forget to flush and wipe your butt, enough said.
3.  Magic sleeping dust, enought said again.
4.  Toys that pack themselves up at night, without protesting.  Since getting kids to do it will take a miricle and that is beyond my talents.
5.  Clothes that never need cleaning or ironing.
6.  Item 5 to be further defined that they fold and put themselves away.
7.  Kids shows that are watchable by all three kids.
8.  Self cleaning balconies and front steps, shovelling snow is hard work.
9.  A pantry and fridge that fill themselves with food and other general supplies without me having to get them.
10.  A method to read your kids mind and then mess with it to get them to do what you want!